喜びの中で生きる 第２回31:45喜びの中で生きる 第２回Johnny was having trouble with the toothache, so he visited the dentist. “If you extract a tooth, how much do you charge?” The dentist said, “Twenty dollars.” “What? Twenty dollars? Just for a tooth? マスターのジョーク2026-04-17 527 閲覧数272026-04-17マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第１回41:05喜びの中で生きる 第１回“Doctor, it’s my wife. She’s screaming in pain and thinks it’s her appendix.” So, the doctor said, “John, John, John, John, calm down and go back to sleep. I took out your wife’s appendix four years aマスターのジョーク2026-04-16 947 閲覧数592026-04-16マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターのジョーク2026-04-15 1087 閲覧数60Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (iマスターのジョーク2026-04-14 1312 閲覧数63Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターのジョーク2026-04-13 1368 閲覧数62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターのジョーク2026-04-12 1722 閲覧数65Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターのジョーク2026-04-11 2038 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターのジョーク2026-04-10 2054 閲覧数75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターのジョーク2026-04-09 2374 閲覧数77Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-08 2751 閲覧数100Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の７回33:33智慧ある美徳全８回の７回There was this guy who won twenty million in the lottery, but he had a heart disease. So his family didn’t know how to tell him, they were afraid that if they told him suddenly, he might die from the マスターのジョーク2026-02-24 2816 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-24マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の６回36:33智慧ある美徳全８回の６回There was a guy who was invited over to celebrate Tết (Lunar New Year); Celebrating Tết involves sticky rice cakes, ginger candies, pickled leeks, non-alcoholic beer, and all that. Yes, please. But thマスターのジョーク2026-02-23 2787 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-23マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の５回34:08智慧ある美徳全８回の５回In the biography of Xuanzang, it mentioned the Quan Yin Method. Because the Quan Yin Method in Sanskrit is called “Shabda.” One of the sutras He brought back mentioned the “Shabda.” “Shabda” means theマスターのジョーク2026-02-22 2883 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-22マスターのジョーク 全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回34:21全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回Yesterday, the one who told a story about tofu… Because I had just talked about tofu a moment ago... If it is so smoky, then close your eyes for a moment until the smoke is gone. If your nose is congeマスターのジョーク2025-12-21 3289 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-12-21マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回30:56笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回“A traveler.” “A traveler named John pulled into a little town for the night to find every hotel room was taken. He pleaded, ‘You have got to have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don’t care where.’ マスターのジョーク2025-09-23 2801 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-23マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回35:09笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, マスターのジョーク2025-09-22 2803 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-22マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の９回33:09笑う聖人たち全１１回の９回“A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to.” Ah, here we come again. “Each claimed that He would beマスターのジョーク2025-09-21 2659 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-21マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の８回30:58笑う聖人たち全１１回の８回Yeah, fine. Up! Good boy. You OK now? You are tired? I love you. Oh, I love you. My little Liebchen (Sweetheart). Come, get up. Come here, read me a book of jokes. Do some work. Hey, Happy. OK, she waマスターのジョーク2025-09-20 2593 閲覧数97Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-20マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の７回33:03笑う聖人たち全１１回の７回“At the end of a performance, there were a couple of extras in the play, talking together backstage. ‘What’s the matter with our leading lady?’ One actress said, ‘She seems really mad about something.マスターのジョーク2025-09-19 3013 閲覧数98Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-19マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回30:59笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’ ‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a pマスターのジョーク2025-09-18 3013 閲覧数95Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-18マスターのジョーク
